Dude Speak

Obviously the word Dude and all its variations...Dudebro, Dudesis, El Duderino, His Dudeness...What does it mean? A cool and calm attitude. Doing your thing. Laid back. C'mon lets face it we all want to be "The Dude"

Nicknames...all Dudes have them or give them. It is an honor to be given a nicknam by a Dude. They are good natured and display a Dude's nature. A Dude's nickname should be worn like a medal or badge, maybe even a great pair of tits...The derisive nicknames are often used on the d'bags dudes run into. These nicknames fly right over the d'bags head and yet they think we are being nice to them.

Third person...A true Dude can master this technique of Dude Speak. This requires confidence and the laid back attitude. Not for the new Dude but the experienced Dude. The trick is to use your Dude name. Be warned though, overuse can lead to d'bag status. Once you hit d'bag you have a long road to come back to the fold of Dudedom. Tread lightly dudes...

Dudes speak their minds....Honesty over truth when a Dude speaks. Honesty can be brutal, emotional, and painful. Truth can be twisted, like being politically correct, and therefore quite dishonest. Or truth often smells like Bullsh!t. P.C. speak is all that...DO NOT BE P.C.!!  Call it like it is. At the same time the line is thin and can be crossed very easily with an LCD insult or mispoken word.  Like the messenger in 300 said "Choose your words wisely."

Wimmens....Keep it smooth and simple when talking to the ladies. You like them, tell them. Tell them what you like, but careful on the vulgarity. Or save it for the bedroom. Also practice silence, the best part of music is the pauses between notes. A good look and smile will go farther than any words you can utter.

Finally, words carry weight and power. Do not waste the words you speak or throw them out there haphazardly. Listen more than you talk, after all you have 2 ears and one mouth.